Weekend Warrior - Dump Trailer / Standing Track Loader

The Battler Combo Pack: It’s like if a mini track loader and a dump trailer had a baby, and that baby grew up watching Star Wars and drinking black coffee.

Meet the Battler ST28H-6 and its loyal sidekick, the 5x10 dump trailer — your rebel alliance against the Empire of Unfinished Projects. With 28 gas-powered horses under the hood and an oval track system that grips tighter than Chewie in a bear hug, this setup is built for dads who don’t just try, they do.

From mulch piles to moon rock (or gravel, whatever), you’ll lift, haul, and dump with the confidence of a Jedi who finally read the manual. Weekend jobs? Crushed. Honey-Do list? Done before lunch. Backyard rebellion? Consider it... handled.

No capes, no excuses. Just the Battler and your unstoppable, suburban swagger. ✨🛠️🛻